Thursday, October 04, 1990

You Know What...

EUREKA!
I've figured it out now!
AT LONG LAST!
Call me the absent-minded nutty professor type and dope slap me with a class action suit if you will - will ya?!?
I've figured out why the good guys keel over dead sooner than the bad ones.
Good guys finish last and go to the grave sooner!
Ain't that the trend, since the dawn of time?
I guess one will WANT to miss out on THIS particular unsavory realization... for the longest possible anount of time!
It is always like that too; something too obvious only occurs to you with time... It is odd, but it is that way!
Now; to the "findings" part - aka the realization!
The TWO MAJOR FAITHS IN THE WORLD agree that there will be a Return of a certain SOMEONE, in The End... SWORD IN HAND.
Why do you think He'll be carrying a sword?
Because there will be NOTHING LEFT ON EARTH WORTH ANYTHING - only the jerks and the creeps will be left threading upon it... sullying it.
All the good decent folks will be long gone - and only rampant sanke in the grass types will remain!
It will be the ULTIMATE CLEAN UP TIME - verily, a momentous occasion!
Now, the two major faiths clash on the MOTIVATION behind all this... but nevertheless agree on the sword swinging and slicing and diceing too... so everything's good! :)
And so, the awe-full Judge, JESUS Will certainly not be coming - RETURNING really - with open arms and a loving attitude... NOT THIS TIME HE WILL NOT!
SWORD IN HAND.
CLEAN UP TIME.
Easy enough to retain...
Let it be thy lesson of the day.

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