PANDEMONIUM

It's getting super crazy out there 

-and, no, I don't mean the forgotten WCW wrestler 

who "performed" under that name; he wasn't the 

luchador who made the news lately, anyway;  

it was La Parka, the guy with a death mask, 

and it was because... he died. R.I.P.- 

NOOOOO - gringo! 

Stronzo!! Baboso!!! 

THIS is what we are SCREAMIN' about: 

YUP; there's all kinds of sad and crazy things going on 

- simultaneously -  all over the world right now ~ 

and one doesn't know where to even start 

when it comes time to sum up all the 

"...battiness." 

Sure, sure ~ you can still get naked 

BUT WATCH OUT FOR THEM 

MURDER HORNETS! 

Fine! THE RACCOON gets the top gig of the year; 

but if you're really looking for support 

the HONEY BADGER is your... honey?

"When the looting starts, the shooting starts!" 

- Drumpf 

*NOOOOOO - no bullets! No shooting! NO!" 

- Batman 

Yeah, like... 

where are all your MARVELS at NOW, 

Marvel Zombies?!? 

You running SCARED - 

ARE YA!? 

"First a bat virus, 

now riots and looting; 

we're turning into 

GOTHAM CITY!" 

- unknown 

AND DON'T FORGET: 

THE RIGHT TO OWN A FIREARM 

IS CONSTITUTIONAL... 

(quoting Moses on this one now; Charlton Heston!)

Janie's got a gun ~ see? 

Which makes us think of all that now: