Richard Benjamin famously said it:
in the introduction to his most-forgettable film
"Saturday The 14th" (which co-starred his better half,
Paula Prentiss - and both stopped acting afterwards.)
as his voice is heard, off-camera, stating this simple fact -
"things get bad on Friday The 13th
but they get rrreally bad on Saturday The 14th!"
(we merely paraphrase here...!)
Well, on this year of Our Lord 2018
~in the hot month of JULY, yes~
within the misbegotten USofA,
Saturday The 14th is, also,
(on top of being "the day after the 13th")
two very incompatible things:
AND
NATIONAL
NUDE
DAY!
... okay, it might have been
*international* really...!?
NOT to be confused with
nor any
habits...
(really... FB!!!)
anyway!
...every day is "naked day" for most of us...
and even more so for some in particular...
hmm?
...it has been this way for a long, loooong time now...
...like, you can't shower with your clothes on now ~ can ya?
Er... That's one way to participate...?!?
Don't get us started on PLASTICS again, though...!!!
But really now...
That is mighty unwise
to have those two, er,
"holidays"
coincide like that...!!!
IT IS NOT SAFE
to eat your macaroni 'n' cheese
HOT FROM THE STOVE
when you have no clothes on!!!
FOOLS!
YOU MIGHT BURN YOURSELF...
LIKE... ALL OVER!!!
Ew ~ yeah, like, that's supposed to be reassuring?
... yeah, and then the boyfriend (or the girlfriend - meh)
might take this as a clear hint to do as that ol' band from the 70s
used to suggest everyone does, in their lone hit that time forgot:
... just to make it all better - eh?
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