PANDEMONIUM

It's getting super crazy out there 

-and, no, I don't mean the forgotten WCW wrestler 

who "performed" under that name; he wasn't the 

luchador who made the news lately, anyway;  

it was La Parka, the guy with a death mask, 

and it was because... he died. R.I.P.- 

NOOOOO - gringo! 

Stronzo!! Baboso!!! 

THIS is what we are SCREAMIN' about: 

YUP; there's all kinds of sad and crazy things going on 

- simultaneously -  all over the world right now ~ 

and one doesn't know where to even start 

when it comes time to sum up all the 

"...battiness." 

Sure, sure ~ you can still get naked 

BUT WATCH OUT FOR THEM 

MURDER HORNETS! 

Fine! THE RACCOON gets the top gig of the year; 

but if you're really looking for support 

the HONEY BADGER is your... honey?

"When the looting starts, the shooting starts!" 

- Drumpf 

*NOOOOOO - no bullets! No shooting! NO!" 

- Batman 

Yeah, like... 

where are all your MARVELS at NOW, 

Marvel Zombies?!? 

You running SCARED - 

ARE YA!? 

"First a bat virus, 

now riots and looting; 

we're turning into 

GOTHAM CITY!" 

- unknown 

AND DON'T FORGET: 

THE RIGHT TO OWN A FIREARM 

IS CONSTITUTIONAL... 

(quoting Moses on this one now; Charlton Heston!)

Janie's got a gun ~ see? 

Which makes us think of all that now: 

Winter Or Summer?

Never mind the season: 

what do you wear nowadays? 

I mean... WHAT THE HELL 

ARE PEOPLE WEARING 

THESE DAYS?!?

I honestly don't know 

what is worse anymore -  this:

or this: 

Tweets Not To Be

In the seldom explored category of ''tweets or memes one has thought of sharing but then, thinking it through, decided against the idea'' (and if you are or ever were one of the few, proud -really proud; as in super guilty of pride alright!- elite followers of *my twitter* you know that to think it through is all that I ever suggest that you do!) --- here are some of those tweets or memes you never saw on there...

HA! 

(OK ~ not really a meme; just a misguided ad!) 

Ugh... this looks like Videotron... 

We hate Videotron. 

NEXT! 

Dirty Minds R Us - there's a club like that, out there ~ 

there must be! 

It's either the kinky stuff - or quick cash. 

Usually one of those two are at the core 

of any such "messages"...  which makes us think 

of the latest survival trend/type of tweets 

being seen lately on Twitter: 

hashtag #TorontoStrong 

EH? 

...not that the lure of making easy money 

isn't always there; because it is! 

And they'll tweet about that too - 

in spite of other, shall we say, graver concerns 

in the greater T.O. area: 

But really now... 

Forget about getting the right answer 

when you hop on CA$H CAB in Toronto; 

go for a strike, instead - 

and duck that stray bullet zooming by! 

... it's not like it's flying ammo every single night there, 

granted - and besides, it could be a kamikaze car instead; 

and, then, you truly are actually safe in the Ca$h Cab, 

not being a pedestrian - the poor prime target pedestrian... 

#TorontoStrong 

(not Stung, "Stong" or "Srtong" - ya twits.)

(...and much less the idiot who tweeted "TorontoStronger" 

during a playoff series that Toronto lost to Boston - again. 

But let's not give it any more airtime...) 

OH, AND...

What's all the fuss about breaking the internet: 

Keep on trying, 

KARDASHIAN KLAN! 

Go Goths Go!

THE
*METROGOTHS* 

LIVES MATTER TOO! 

They who are not sure whether they are 
bloodsucking vampires, make-up aficionados, 
poor porphyria-stricken saps, 
ghouls, zombies, witches, wiccans, weirdos 
or quite simply anemic, slightly evil palefaces...

TODAY, ON MAY THE 22ND, 
IT IS THE GOTHS' TURN IN THE... SUN? 
(... although they're celebrated on every other 
occasion: Valentine's, Halloween... Christmas?)

Once again, for the record -and right off the bat- 

the only "goths" that we will ever acknowledge 

in these luminous parts here

are the Visigoths and the Ostrogoths 

--- capisce? 

(This in spite of what they did to ROMA! 

A barbaric twist on Veni, Vedi... Vinci, eh? 

Well - we forgive... but we don't forget! 

Don Luciano will *never* forget...!!! 

But... Hmm... that is another story.) 

Modern Goths are... 

just not the same thing at all. 

Now, we've gone over those sad details elsewhere already; 
on that certain other blog of ours (no, not ludicrous!) 
(But... yes... on the ludicrous blog, too!) 
... where we define what the Goth is, how it goes 
and why it has to go... 
We coined the term "Metrogoth" there, also! 
Not as rough as an Ostrogoth, 

nor as tough as a Visigoth... 
Just a Metrogoth! 
Could be a slogan - or a tee! 
No? Never mind... 

No matter which way you look at it now... 

The Goth lifestyle is very much alive 

(lest it is... undead, really?) 

It runs the gamut from the bloodletting 

wanna-be vampires out there... 

... now, they may not look like it just like that,  

but those are the harmless ones, in truth! 

... to the borderline cross-dressers 

with very strange taste in music: 

...but never mind those sordid sounds anyways! 

 LET'S MOVE ON! 

And what better way to wrap everything up here 

than rounding up all the usual suspects 

(as we simply love to do - you know it)  

in an attempt to beset the plague, 

extirpate by exposing the bad weed 

and circumvent any further propagation... 

perhaps? 

Hmm... Worry not, we are not so deluded 

as to think a single man -or single blog- 

could possibly ever be able to...! 

We can round them up, though - 

that we sure can do! 

Et les voici... And here they are... 

(as seen on Twitter - 

as the dozen or so above the videos were!)

I am absolutely certain that the odd ones 

over at the United Kingdom of Englandshire agree that 

... this guy and this gal should meet...

... this World Goth Day didn't fall on a Wednesday this year; 

eh? Too darn bad...! It had #WCW written all over it...! 

Aye, ultimately... it does fill my heart with sorrow. 

Aye, it really does. 

For the *metrogoth* is but the saddest of 

night creatures --- 

they put on a brave face, especially on the 22nd of May, 

but deep inside their dark hearts... there is loneliness. 

Anguish. Sullenness. Fear of rejection - or, 

worse yet, of contempt. 

They fight all those feelings off with this front 

that rejects conformity and embraces oddness. 

Yet all they truly want is acceptance... 

It is all very... sad. Aye, it is. 

It made for great tweets, though; 

one must admit! 

The best, by far:

And the second best: