PANDEMONIUM

It's getting super crazy out there 

-and, no, I don't mean the forgotten WCW wrestler 

who "performed" under that name; he wasn't the 

luchador who made the news lately, anyway;  

it was La Parka, the guy with a death mask, 

and it was because... he died. R.I.P.- 

NOOOOO - gringo! 

Stronzo!! Baboso!!! 

THIS is what we are SCREAMIN' about: 

YUP; there's all kinds of sad and crazy things going on 

- simultaneously -  all over the world right now ~ 

and one doesn't know where to even start 

when it comes time to sum up all the 

"...battiness." 

Sure, sure ~ you can still get naked 

BUT WATCH OUT FOR THEM 

MURDER HORNETS! 

Fine! THE RACCOON gets the top gig of the year; 

but if you're really looking for support 

the HONEY BADGER is your... honey?

"When the looting starts, the shooting starts!" 

- Drumpf 

*NOOOOOO - no bullets! No shooting! NO!" 

- Batman 

Yeah, like... 

where are all your MARVELS at NOW, 

Marvel Zombies?!? 

You running SCARED - 

ARE YA!? 

"First a bat virus, 

now riots and looting; 

we're turning into 

GOTHAM CITY!" 

- unknown 

AND DON'T FORGET: 

THE RIGHT TO OWN A FIREARM 

IS CONSTITUTIONAL... 

(quoting Moses on this one now; Charlton Heston!)

Janie's got a gun ~ see? 

Which makes us think of all that now: 

Winter Or Summer?

Never mind the season: 

what do you wear nowadays? 

I mean... WHAT THE HELL 

ARE PEOPLE WEARING 

THESE DAYS?!?

I honestly don't know 

what is worse anymore -  this:

or this: 

Tweets Not To Be

In the seldom explored category of ''tweets or memes one has thought of sharing but then, thinking it through, decided against the idea'' (and if you are or ever were one of the few, proud -really proud; as in super guilty of pride alright!- elite followers of *my twitter* you know that to think it through is all that I ever suggest that you do!) --- here are some of those tweets or memes you never saw on there...

HA! 

(OK ~ not really a meme; just a misguided ad!) 

Ugh... this looks like Videotron... 

We hate Videotron. 

NEXT! 

Dirty Minds R Us - there's a club like that, out there ~ 

there must be! 

It's either the kinky stuff - or quick cash. 

Usually one of those two are at the core 

of any such "messages"...  which makes us think 

of the latest survival trend/type of tweets 

being seen lately on Twitter: 

hashtag #TorontoStrong 

EH? 

...not that the lure of making easy money 

isn't always there; because it is! 

And they'll tweet about that too - 

in spite of other, shall we say, graver concerns 

in the greater T.O. area: 

But really now... 

Forget about getting the right answer 

when you hop on CA$H CAB in Toronto; 

go for a strike, instead - 

and duck that stray bullet zooming by! 

... it's not like it's flying ammo every single night there, 

granted - and besides, it could be a kamikaze car instead; 

and, then, you truly are actually safe in the Ca$h Cab, 

not being a pedestrian - the poor prime target pedestrian... 

#TorontoStrong 

(not Stung, "Stong" or "Srtong" - ya twits.)

(...and much less the idiot who tweeted "TorontoStronger" 

during a playoff series that Toronto lost to Boston - again. 

But let's not give it any more airtime...) 

OH, AND...

What's all the fuss about breaking the internet: 

Keep on trying, 

KARDASHIAN KLAN! 

Mac 'N' Nude Day!

Richard Benjamin famously said it: 

in the introduction to his most-forgettable film 

"Saturday The 14th" (which co-starred his better half, 

Paula Prentiss - and both stopped acting afterwards.) 

as his voice is heard, off-camera, stating this simple fact - 

"things get bad on Friday The 13th 

but they get rrreally bad on Saturday The 14th!"

(we merely paraphrase here...!)

Well, on this year of Our Lord 2018 

~in the hot month of JULY, yes~ 

within the misbegotten USofA, 

Saturday The 14th is, also, 

(on top of being "the day after the 13th") 

two very incompatible things: 

AND

NATIONAL 

NUDE 

DAY! 

... okay, it might have been

*international* really...!? 

NOT to be confused with 

''National Send Nudes Day'' 

nor any 

kiwi streaking 

habits... 

(really... FB!!!)

anyway!

...every day is "naked day" for most of us...

and even more so for some in particular...

hmm?

...it has been this way for a long, loooong time now...

...like, you can't shower with your clothes on now ~ can ya? 

or rather DON'T. 

Er... That's one way to participate...?!? 

Don't get us started on PLASTICS again, though...!!! 

But really now... 

That is mighty unwise 

to have those two, er, 

"holidays" 

coincide like that...!!! 

 IT IS NOT SAFE 

to eat your macaroni 'n' cheese 

HOT FROM THE STOVE 

when you have no clothes on!!! 

FOOLS! 

  YOU MIGHT BURN YOURSELF...  

  LIKE... ALL OVER!!!  

Ew ~ yeah, like, that's supposed to be reassuring? 

... yeah, and then the boyfriend (or the girlfriend - meh) 

might take this as a clear hint to do as that ol' band from the 70s 

used to suggest everyone does, in their lone hit that time forgot: 

... just to make it all better - eh?