Hmm... How interesting! Now, if this drug-using, alcoholic on the fringe original character had a DOCTORATE IN DIVINITY - surely I can get one too? And from a finer "institution" at that...! Make it the "Harvard of Spirituality" for me! Where it is and what it is all about - I have no idea! But, surely, it must exist now, in this day and age where everything and anything has been mass-produced in order to cater to all and I do mean all tastes imagineable to man, woman or in-between denizen of the urban landscape!
I may sound (yet again) cynical, sarcastic, haughty and so on... DUH! But they do say to write about what you know and I find it absurd that someone high and drunk would write about spirituality! (Did he, ever, in fact?)
Let alone have a "degree" in that field...! The only Raoul who *might* get one (and it is a long shot as well) is Duguay, not Duke!
I mean - Hunter was Gonzo; but Luciano is Luminous! Bring on my degrees already - even if only honorifically! I verse spiritual in my ramblings in writ, here and elsewhere on my "network", because I really do know what I am writing about!
I've known heaven and hell on this mudball planet already as it is; I sure do know what both are like and, dare I add, I know God - and He Knows me! Aye - Verily! Amen! - Aleluia!
An addict may know about his addiction, his personal demons, maybe the origins of those demons; he could even, theoretically, know about politics (since they could indeed number among said origins too...) and such horrendous things... But never in a million years does an addict, "out of it" most of the time, have the propensity to enlighten or guide spiritually ANYONE ON THE (freaking) PLANET!
One cannot know God while doing drugs; one can only know delusions then!
Or the Hells Angels, as he did!
No, I don't mean the genuine fallen angels but really the bikers who gave Thompson a sound and resounding "stomping" (their lingo for "beating") back in 1965 - when Thompson "hung" with them! All for the purpose of writing an article, of course... It was not like he had anything in common with them, noooooo...
With friends like these...
But I digress...!
GIVE ME MY DOCTORATE IN DIVINITY - NOW!!!
You know where to reach me...
3 comments:
Boo-hoo.
I just ruffled the feathers of at least two rambling, silly, all-around incoherent Thompson fanboys... Or "fanwhatevers" really!
I hereby challenge the cowardly STEFAN VINCENT to come forth - and not leave pathetically written "commants" as he/she/it did, with a Blogger profile that is not even accessible to the public! He/she/it has to come out (of the closet, presumably) and fight like a... uh, whatever it is, really!
The cowardly fool mentioned, among other inane things, that he is "sure there are no commants here because
a. no one actually reads (my) blog
(WRONG!)
b. you are moderating commants and everyone thinks you are a fool. so you wont post them."
BIG TIME WRONG - and here is why:
You really, truly believe that, fool? (LOL - I sound like Mr. T because of that... "commanter" there! LOL)
I've better things to do than police all of my sites - hence, the automatic moderation is a given, just so that no spam or crap like yours finds its way onto my websites! I get feedback via e-mail, that I have no time to copy and paste into here; not everyone has a Blogger profile nor takes time out to get a FAKE ONE - like you did perhaps?
But my regular readership actually comments to me VERBALLY - in person, on the phone, and in agreement with me! Plus, and that is most reassuring, they recognize when I'm being SAR-CAS-TIC. Look it up in the dic-tion-ary - you dweeb!
His rant gets better than this though - just read on!
He adds that I "obviously have never written any of Dr. Thompson's work besides Fear and Loathing in LV(which was fiction BTW) or you would know that he wasnt just some rambling drunk drug fiend."
Gee, that makes sense! I've never written any portion of FALILV, for sure (never confused fiction for reality either, as you so obviously do) and we have just established right there that the rambling drunk drug fiend is *you* indeed, Stefy!
*LOL*
This "commanter" is fun to... command! And comment on, yeah!
The Thompson fancritter adds the following about "his man" Thompson: "the man has written more coherent passages drunk and stoned than you seem to be able to pen sober." That's only because you've done with *luminous me* what you think I've done with, ah, "tempestuous Thompson" there! You've read my sarcastic bits and assumed (like the ass that you are) that it's all that I do!
Still, even if the sublime "Please send me my Doctorate in Divinity - asap" post is all that you've read of me, you've read one of the funniest, most ascerbic, sardonic, virulent pieces I've ever penned - and you read it all WRONG. But still, you read one of my best such samples - kudos for finding it (let me guess: you found it when you googled "Hunter Thompson nude pics" didn't you? *LOL*)
But, wait a sec - you admit he wrote while stoned and drunk? A moment prior, he WASN'T a drunk drug fiend...! You make absolutely no sense at all, do you, you twit?!? *lol*
(And, btw, FALILV is not unlike any other piece of fiction; there is a LOT of the author in the FICTIONAL characters, especially the central one... You don't know squat about fiction writing, do you?)
There is some more that the cowardly pussy left me with: SOME ADVICE - IMAGINE THAT!
"I think you need to sit down with a book before you start ranting about one of the best journalists this world has ever seen." Next thing you'll recommend I do is to read Ballard's CRASH, perhaps? Been there - done that - hated it! I don't like Gonzo-style journalism either; you either do true reporting, unbiased, uninvolved, or you get opinionated and submit an editorialistic piece - like me! No misbegotten mixed breeds!
Having said that however, you're so pathetically blinded by the obvious passion you nurture for Thompson that you fail miserably to see this: I don't give a rat's ass about his journalism skills! It is not the subject of this blog post, you ninny! I objurgate any obviously BOGUS "church" that hands out doctorates on DIVINITY of all things to anybody beneath MOTHER TERESA, PADRE PIO, BROTHER ANDRÉ...
Catch my drift now, you MORON? (Let it be clear too: "Stefan Vincent" is the MORON - not any of the three stalwarts of saintliness that I mentioned and not even Hunter Thompson either! Laurels where they're due; going undercover, writing, even under the influence, it takes some grey matter, come on! Now THAT is obvious...!)
There is NO WAY - I'll repeat that; NO WAY - that someone so much "of the world" like Thompson DESERVES even an honorary degree that has anything to do with spirituality! The only MORONS who think so are those who are willing to categorize ecstasy-induced hallucinations or juicy trips as "spiritual experiences"...!
You are MOST probably of that number, aren't you Stefy?
Obviously!
At least the other Hunter S. Thompson fanboy got it that I was talking about SPIRITUALITY, not journalism there! He agreed that Thompson never struck ANYONE as much as of a spirtual man...! But THAT guy knows about "Raoul DUGUAY" - so he even got the joke I made in reference to Thompson's Raoul Duke persona; Stefy never could, the ignorant dumbass!
And in conclusion, I am not surprised that you are idiotc enough, Stefy, to think that I truly aim to get a mail-order doctorate for myself - THAT WAS, ONE MORE TIME, SARCASM!
The only such honor that I want to garner for myself has to come from GOD ALMIGHTY Himself for it to have any value - and, like I said, phoney so-called "churches" don't cut it!
Besides, Thompson himself took out all the spirituality out of it - and that honorary degree was issued by the Universal Life Church, which claims that ANY MORON OFF THE STREET (just like Stefy there) can be "ordained into ministry" and has been so, BY GOD...?!? Sorry, pals, NOT THE CASE.
You have your various degrees of "peeps in the world and of the world" - and then you have the higher echelon, the few truly selected BY GOD (not by the ULC, obviously!)
There was only one Moses.
There was only one Abraham.
There was only one Isaiah.
Even moreso (but it, of course, an unique case) there was only one Messiah, one Redeemer, one Jesus.
But there are PLENTY of fakes - morons like Stefy, bogus acts like those ULC "ordained ones" - and they are numerous to list here or anywhere!
Even so, I think the ULC people would not be as dumb as Stefan Vincent and not be able to see what the true subject of my original blog post was all about!
And the preceding is really why I leave comments moderated here - at first, it was due to female admirers, but now, it is also due to asexual morons of every ilk! (Okay, they may not be asexual either! As long as they leave me out of their drug-induced trips...! LOL)
Noticed that I kept the word "obvious-ly" in bold, back there? It is to make another sarcastic statement - that, with morons like Stefan Vincent, NOTHING is ever too obvious! *LOL*
David Vincent would be ASHAMED of you...! ;)
If he weren't a fictional cuckoo himself to begin with...! *LOL*
This link is the purported profile for Stefy there - "Not Available"! How cowardly is that?!? Leaving a fiery offensive comment, and disappearing without a trace, not to get the retaliatory shots! COWARD!
He/she/it thought I wouldn't post the "commant" (as he/she/it put it) and get the shots in, without any reply... What the poor fool doesn't know is that I am an original who does things HIS OWN LUMINOUS WAY - always! I did publish the comment - my way! Copied and pasted it - but it was sparkled with my luminous incisive wit all over it, which nullifies and even annihilates your venom, Stefy, while poisoning you with my verve!
What can I say - I hope it was fatal!
*LOL*
;)
Oops
"Even moreso (but it, of course, an unique case) there was only one Messiah, one Redeemer, one Jesus."
was supposed to read as
"Even moreso (but it is, of course, an unique case) there was only one Messiah, one Redeemer, one Jesus."
Thank you!
:)
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