Sunday, November 27, 2011

Ageless - And Brainless Too?


The Demi Debacle (that whole thing that didn't work out with that younger dude... whatsisname... used to be a model... used to be in a sitcom... Ashton? Yeah - that!) makes everyone ponder the question now - are there any age boundaries anymore? Are these broads, the cougars, ever going to age, eventually? And is it true, for us guys, that "40 is the new 30" - because, if it is, finally our longevity can be boosted, at long last...! But that is another story...

Above, you can ogle at Cindy Crawford - she is 45 now. Wow. Forty-five years of age and she looks better than so many broads half her age! She apparently acts her age though, if one believes what one reads about her today... And that is quite commendable indeed!



Demi Moore is not the same kind of cat though - she appeared to want to remain in her youthful form vicariously, through her dalliance with a younger dude worthy of her simply due to his youth, nothing much else...

It is true she remains superb - but come on now! The Eighties are over!



UPDATE - six years into the future...! 


Demi wasn't doing such things on-screen in the 80s either...?!?



Does it have anything to do with anything, though, one wonders, the fact that Demi Moore was born in 1962, in Roswell, New Mexico, hmm? Nah, probably not...

When one thinks of cougars, though, one thinks immediately of La Ciccone, first and foremost! No, not Cicciolina - Louise Ciccone, aka Mad-Onna!





Now, with her, it is clear: being ageless does erode braincell power (much more so than with Demi) indeed! Like Demi, she went (and keeps going) for younger guys... Unlike Demi, she's pretty much bi... Not at all like Demi: she just does as she pleases! She doesn't act her age and she appears to be more and more of a brainless bimbo as time goes by. It looks tarty for a twenty year-old to act so; it looks downright retarded for a fifty-plus year-old woman to still act in such a way!

It doesn't matter, ultimately, how fit their bodies are as they get up there in age - with age should come grace, dignity, wisdom! Fit or not, they should set a certain standard - not infringe the rules of bienséance...!

One should hang with their own crowd, too - not wet-behind-the-ears pukes, just to feed off, somehow, their youthful vibes...! (Well, we know that crazy old Mad-Onna is good at that, in her incarnation as Esther, the Kabbalah expert, especially these days... Or her "Veronica Electronica" alter ego, too! Must have been that persona that made some music with Justin Timberlake - after smooching Justin's ex, Britney Spears, on live TV! But really - it is just perverted and ugly now.)

All Botox jokes aside, women of a certain age (as men of that certain age too) should act their age and honor their wrinkles, not shun them at all costs.

Once upon a time, it was with pride that people wore their wrinkles and greying hairs - they were signs of time-tested, battle-proof resilience!

To want to hold on desperately to one's youth and crazy days is quite simply folly and lunacy indeed.


Photo Credits: Eroteme.Co.UK






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